1 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,970 hoetinkhof79 2 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,690 Hatuna wakati wa hii. 3 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,830 Umeumia. Ninaipata. 4 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,760 Sasa, kuna njia ya kutoka kwa hii. 5 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:34,900 Sawa? 6 00:00:43,470 --> 00:00:44,810 Hii haijawahi kunitokea hapo awali. 7 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:47,180 Kweli. Mwanaume. 8 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,150 Loo, jamani. 9 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,450 Jamani. 10 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:56,420 Huwezi kupata nafasi ya pili ya kufanya hisia ya kwanza. 11 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:58,120 Unajua? 12 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,690 Habari! Ah, hapana, hapana, hapana! Hapana! 13 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,700 Wakati huu imepakiwa. 14 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:08,130 Risasi sita, kila moja ikiwa na jina lako 15 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,230 usipotoka kwenye gari langu sasa hivi! 16 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,040 Hiyo ilisema, niko tayari kujadili. 17 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:19,640 Lo, nadhani Evelyn hakupendi sana. 18 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,740 Nitakufanyia mpango. 19 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,680 Wewe chunguza, nitakutoa katika hili ukiwa hai. 20 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:24,880 Lakini bora ufikirie haraka, 21 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:27,850 kwa sababu huyo si mcheshi wa siku ya kuzaliwa. 22 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,820 Sawa, nenda! 23 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,300 Oh, shit. 24 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:46,170 Sawa, L1, R1, juu, chini, kushoto, kulia, kulia, chini, juu. 25 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:53,710 Sawa, Evelyn, tuna siku tisa za kuondoka kwa mcheshi huyu, 26 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,580 achana na mpanda farasi huyu wa kisaikolojia, 27 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:57,980 na kufika New Chicago. 28 00:01:58,180 --> 00:01:59,580 Halo, tazama! Umesahau mkanda wako wa kiti. 29 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,050 Argh! 30 00:02:25,370 --> 00:02:26,880 Hapa kwa show? 31 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:29,410 Hakika niko hapa kwa onyesho! 32 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:48,660 Oh, shit! 33 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,250 Hutakuja kwenye show yangu? 34 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:07,750 Naam, basi show inakuja kwako! 35 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,040 Wakati wa karamu! 36 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:41,180 Stu, nakupenda, lakini hili ni kosa lako. 37 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,320 Ningejuaje kuni itakuwa inatambaa na wachinjaji. 38 00:03:43,450 --> 00:03:45,390 Wanazungumza juu ya kutupeleka uhamishoni. 39 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,760 Ilibidi ushikwe umelala zamu! 40 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:49,990 Habari! Ulikuwa umelala pia! 41 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,760 Si mimi ndiye niliyekoroma kama mbuzi kwenye joto! 42 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:52,960 Inaitwa apnea ya usingizi. 43 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,800 Ni hali halisi ya kiafya. 44 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:56,300 Na ingekuwa inayoweza kudhibitiwa zaidi 45 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,570 kama hukufanya biashara katika mashine yangu ya CPAP kwa ponografia. 46 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:02,000 Kweli, samahani kwa kujaribu kukuletea kitu cha kupendeza kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa! 47 00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:03,210 Unajua dope ni nini? 48 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:04,840 Saa nane kamili za kulala. 49 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:05,840 Kuota ni dope! 50 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:07,140 Francis! 51 00:04:07,510 --> 00:04:10,580 Kwa nini umeosha bafu zote mbili za nyama kwenye mchuzi wa teriyaki? 52 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:13,350 Francis, tulizungumza kuhusu ladha mbalimbali. 53 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,750 Sawa! Um... 54 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,690 Lo, nitaifunika ile nene kwenye pilipili ya limao. 55 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,320 Hapana, hapana! 56 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,920 Oh, Mungu, ni tangy sana, dude! 57 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,660 Mimi wito dibs juu ya mtu titties. 58 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:31,100 Ng'ombe mtakatifu! Ng'ombe mtakatifu! 59 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:33,600 Wazi! 60 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,870 Yote wazi! 61 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:49,590 Kwa kawaida hatupati nguruwe wakiwa hai kabla ya luau. 62 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,620 Unaweza kuzipunguza. 63 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,620 Wachinjaji! 64 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,490 Afadhali wale nyama ya aina yao kuliko kufa njaa. 65 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,370 Nyinyi ni walinzi? 66 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,270 Sisi, uh ... Tulikuwa. 67 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,140 Lo, Mike na mimi tulikuwa... Kwenye misheni ya skauti 68 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:09,070 kutoka Seattle kutafuta njia za biashara. 69 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,110 Gari letu liliharibika na jambo linalofuata unajua 70 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,210 tunatekwa na hawa wajinga. 71 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,450 Daima tunatazamia raia wenye msimamo. 72 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,180 Nitawapa chaguo. 73 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,080 Unaweza kujaribu na kurudi kaskazini 74 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:24,390 ambapo inaweza kuwa tamu sana, 75 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,150 au ikiwa unaweza kuchukua mchanga, 76 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:28,220 ungana nasi katika kuleta sheria na utulivu 77 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:31,430 kurudi katika Nchi Zilizogawanywa za Amerika. 78 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:34,500 Unasemaje? 79 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,170 Njoo. 80 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,770 Tamu. Sawa. 81 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,010 Karibu kwa sheria, huh? 82 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,580 Ndiyo! 83 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:52,450 Nyie. Usiende kufa juu yetu. 84 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,520 Siwezi kuamini 85 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:57,990 Tayari nimepata tairi la kupasuka. 86 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,260 Njia ya kwenda, John. Njia ya kwenda. 87 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,260 Halo, kimya lakini sio mbaya sana, 88 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,130 utakuja hapa na kunisaidia kwa hili? 89 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,430 Usininyamazishe! Njoo hapa unisaidie na tairi. 90 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,440 Nitashughulikia ujinga huu. Tazama mgongo wangu. 91 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,880 Ah! 92 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:21,880 Ah, shit. Ah! 93 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,890 Unaweza kujificha... 94 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,730 lakini nina njia za kukutafuta. 95 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,100 Marco! Marco! 96 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:45,900 Nitarudi mara moja, Evelyn. 97 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,000 Nitatutoa hapa. 98 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:51,340 Marco! 99 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,540 Jamani! Hiyo kawaida hufanya kazi. 100 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,720 Huh? 101 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,390 Shh. 102 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:09,990 Oh, shit. 103 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,500 Marco. 104 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:21,970 Polo? 105 00:07:32,050 --> 00:07:33,320 Naam, habari! 106 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:38,990 Loo, hilo lilinifurahisha. 107 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,260 Unajua, baba yangu alitaka kucheza samaki kila wakati, 108 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,130 lakini hakuweza kushika mpira kamwe. 109 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:45,090 Angeweza kupata risasi. 110 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,730 Mbona unakurupuka, kindi mdogo? 111 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,270 Je, unatafuta njugu? 112 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:57,840 Hii itakuwa ya kufurahisha! Machete! 113 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:01,080 Huh, iliyumba kidogo pale. 114 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:05,610 Kweli, sisi sio glasi ndefu ya maji! 115 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,780 Mimi, mimi ni zaidi ya ngumi ya Kihawai! 116 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,990 Nadhani hupigani sana nje ya gari lako sasa, sivyo? 117 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,320 Angalia, mcheshi, sihitaji magurudumu manne kumpiga punda wako. 118 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:25,270 Kuna uwezekano wowote tunaweza kurudisha hii kwenye magari? 119 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,810 Vipi kuhusu muziki wa kuua kidogo? 120 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,610 Je, unampenda mungu mwenye nywele za fedha? 121 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,470 Wala usinisingizie. 122 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:05,870 Ndio, jamani. 123 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,410 Angalia, nilisikiliza "Unleash the Dragon" 124 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:08,940 mara nyingi disc ilivunjika. 125 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,180 Mimi si mwongo. 126 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:12,150 Kweli, ulisema unakuja kwenye onyesho langu 127 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,350 halafu umenipiga risasi! 128 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,950 Ilikuwa ni kutokuelewana. 129 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,190 Nimekuwa nikipigwa risasi tangu nakumbuka. 130 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,960 Ni nguvu ya mazoea, nadhani. 131 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,320 Inaonekana una masuala ya uaminifu. 132 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:23,460 Ndio, hujakosea. 133 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:24,930 Mabomba mazuri, dude, lazima niseme. 134 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:27,830 Hiyo noti ya juu, whoo! Ilikuwa kamili. 135 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,130 Oh, neno? 136 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,100 Ndio, naweza kwenda? Nilipata mahali pa kuwa. 137 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:33,140 Nilidhani ulisema unakuja kwenye show! 138 00:09:33,270 --> 00:09:35,440 Bila shaka, mimi ni. 139 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:39,210 Je, ninaweza kuondoka baada ya onyesho? 140 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:48,680 Naam, katika kesi hiyo, usiku wa leo ni kufungua usiku! 141 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,660 Mvua zako zilikuwaje? 142 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:54,420 Lo, sijui mara ya mwisho 143 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,930 Nilihisi maji ya moto ambayo hayakuwa piss yangu mwenyewe. 144 00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:58,060 Ah, bwana. 145 00:09:58,190 --> 00:09:59,730 Ichukulie kuwa ni malipo yako 146 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,860 kwa kuzingatia sheria na utulivu. 147 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,840 Mvua ya joto, blanketi za joto, chakula cha joto. 148 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:10,940 Oh. Aw, jamani, viazi zilizosokotwa? 149 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,740 Na goddamn, angalia mchuzi wote huo! 150 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,180 Ninashangaa jinsi tunaweza kupata moja ya kadi hizo za punch. 151 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:20,180 Sasa, wacha tuendelee na uanzishwaji wako. 152 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,650 Kwa njia hii, waheshimiwa. 153 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:30,160 Unachokiona hapo chini ni lori letu la usambazaji. 154 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:32,560 Inatuletea maandalizi muhimu. 155 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,700 Kama unaweza kuona, imevunjwa. 156 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:37,170 Ndio maana haisongi. 157 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,500 Ninachohitaji kwako kufanya ni kulinda lori hilo. 158 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,240 Kutoka kwa nini? 159 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:45,210 Seagulls. 160 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,820 Skittles? Hapana, mimi ni mzuri. 161 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:57,490 Majita ya kabla ya onyesho. 162 00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:00,290 Sikiliza, nakushukuru sana ukija kwa hiari. 163 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:03,560 Kawaida mimi hulazimika kuwaburuta watu kwenye ukumbi wa michezo wakipiga teke na kupiga mayowe. 164 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,460 Lakini neno la ushauri, 165 00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:07,960 hutapenda kinachotokea ukikimbia. 166 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,500 Je! Oh, yeye? 167 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,770 Nah, alikuwa hapa kabla. 168 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,000 Habari, Donald. 169 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,400 Usijali, hawezi kutusikia. 170 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,570 Napenda majina. Mimi ni aina ya mtu wa jina. 171 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:21,780 Unajua, anayefaa anaweza kutuma mshtuko chini ya mgongo wako. 172 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:23,750 Unataka kujua ninapitia nini? 173 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,580 Hakuna mtu kwenye Pwani ya Magharibi 174 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:28,250 ambaye hajasikia kuhusu jino Tamu. 175 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:29,620 Unaona ninachomaanisha? 176 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:32,860 I mean, kweli kujisikia kwamba katika mifupa yako! 177 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:35,160 Jina lako ni nani, rafiki? 178 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:37,790 John Doe. 179 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,590 Hapana, nitakupa saba. 180 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,060 Halo, sikuichagua. 181 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,670 Sijui nilizaliwa na jina gani au... 182 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:45,800 mimi ni nani kweli. 183 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:48,140 Ah, amnesia. Chapa yako ni ipi? 184 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:51,140 Baada ya kiwewe, muda mfupi, dissociative? 185 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:54,310 Ninachojua ni kumbukumbu yangu ya kwanza ni kuamka kwenye gari langu 186 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,910 huku damu zikinitoka kichwani. 187 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,650 Subiri, hiyo ni kumbukumbu yangu ya kwanza pia! 188 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,580 Kichwa changu kilijaa damu. 189 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:02,180 Bila shaka, ilikuwa inasukumwa nje ya biskuti ya whisker ya mama yangu... 190 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,790 Lo! Unakumbuka hilo? 191 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,190 Oh, ndiyo. Nakumbuka kila kitu. 192 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,860 Unapaswa kujiona mwenye bahati. 193 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:11,930 Kuna baadhi ya mambo natamani nisahau. 194 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:14,430 Kama vile wakati ninavaa suruali yangu 195 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,870 katika utayarishaji wa shule yangu ya msingi ya "Oklahoma". 196 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,800 Bado ninaweza kuona nyuso za watazamaji 197 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,070 kucheka, dhihaka. 198 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:28,280 Je, unajua jina halisi la Sisqó lilikuwa Mark? 199 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:38,820 Oh, mwamba. 200 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,930 Mwanaume, una shida gani? 201 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,630 Je! umeshikilia shimoni au kitu? 202 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:48,160 Ikiwa lori ni muhimu sana, kwa nini wasilisonge tu? 203 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,470 Kuna kitu hakinuki sawa jamani. 204 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,600 Harufu nzuri kwangu. 205 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,570 Huko Seattle, walitutendea kama wapumbavu. 206 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,570 Sasa tuangalie; tunashikilia .30-cals, jamani! 207 00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,740 Njoo, mtoto, pata kichwa chako kwenye mchezo. 208 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,210 Njoo. Njoo. 209 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,650 Haya basi. Fuck wewe! 210 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,350 Macho juu, wavulana. 211 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,490 Wale seagull waliweka ukucha kwenye vifaa vyetu, 212 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:11,850 ni msimu wa wazi. 213 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,190 Kuzimu nini? 214 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,090 Halo, kwa nini unawaita seagulls? 215 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,760 Hawa wanaonekana kama manusura wa kawaida kwangu. 216 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:21,130 Nini kingine unaweza kuwaita kundi la walaji takataka? 217 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,440 Jamani, tutawaua hawa watu kweli? 218 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,350 Kuna mmoja kushoto, Stu. Yeye ni wako wote. 219 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:51,130 Safisha! 220 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,170 Tikiti chini. 221 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,540 Niliokoa punda wako. 222 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,010 Seagulls, wachinjaji, wahamishwaji. 223 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,950 Wanaona ulimwengu katika vivuli vya kijivu. 224 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,720 Ninachohitaji kutoka kwenu wanasheria wawili 225 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,560 ni kuwaonyesha tu kwamba kuna rangi mbili tu duniani, 226 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,830 nyeusi na bluu. 227 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:28,600 Sasa, umekosa, Stu. Inaweza kutokea kwa mtu yeyote. 228 00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:30,400 Makosa ya Rookie. 229 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:31,570 Habari. 230 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,440 Usiruhusu kutokea tena. 231 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:37,210 Sawa. 232 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,040 Unataka burgers? 233 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,410 Bubby-mtoto, bubby-mtoto. 234 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,210 Ncha ya chuchu, ncha ya chuchu. 235 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:46,750 Ncha ya chuchu. 236 00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:49,780 Muttering yangu ya ajabu inanifanya mingy juu ya Jumatatu. 237 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,090 Unalala hapa? 238 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:54,620 Nini, upenu uliwekwa? 239 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,620 La, nafasi ni nyingi sana huko juu. 240 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,590 Bidet nzuri, ingawa. 241 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,600 Kama kuchukua bunduki juu ya punda. 242 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:03,170 Hapana, nalala hapa kwa sababu inanikumbusha 243 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,270 mahali nilipokuwa kabla ya Vegas. 244 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,970 Hapo zamani, niliishi na kundi dhabiti la dudes. 245 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,810 Lakini basi ulimwengu ulichukua shit na nilikuja Sin City. 246 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:14,580 Sasa hiyo ilikuwa sherehe. 247 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,150 Umekuwa hapa peke yako kwa zaidi ya miongo miwili? 248 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,020 Oh, shit, imekuwa muda mrefu hivyo? 249 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,150 Mwangalie mtu huyu. 250 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,850 Hajazeeka hata siku moja. Uzuri ulioje. 251 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,120 La, siko peke yangu. 252 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,390 Nina Harold, ambayo, unayo-- 253 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,990 Bado hujakutana na Harold. 254 00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,830 Nitakutambulisha. 255 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,030 Huyu ni Harold. 256 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,030 Amekuwa rafiki yangu mkubwa tangu nilipokuwa mtoto. 257 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,030 Unajua, maisha yangu yote watu wamekuwa wakinidanganya. 258 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:42,340 Hata wazazi wangu jamani! 259 00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:44,270 Lakini, uh, kamwe Harold. 260 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:48,180 Hapana, hawezi kunidanganya. Hawezi kusema uongo kwa mtu yeyote. 261 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:49,640 Ninaweza kuona hilo. 262 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,680 Sijui ningefanya nini bila yeye. 263 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:54,720 Tazama tabasamu hilo. 264 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,320 Kwa hiyo, una Harold? 265 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,690 Hapana. Nilipata Evelyn. 266 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,290 Lo, hiyo ni nzuri. 267 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:04,430 Kabla sijakutana naye, kuwa peke yangu ndio nilifahamu tu. 268 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,100 Unajua, yeye hurahisisha kila kitu, unajua? 269 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,400 Wakati fulani natamani nimchekeshe. Kweli? 270 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,570 Lazima niseme baada ya muda huu wote 271 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,040 hiyo ndiyo sauti ninayoikumbuka zaidi. 272 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,270 Unajua ni sauti gani ninayokosa zaidi? 273 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,940 Sauti ya nyama ya mkono ikipiga makofi pamoja. 274 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,440 Hakuna kitu kama makofi hayo ya utukufu. 275 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,650 Namaanisha, karibu ni bora kuliko, sijui, 276 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,610 kusikia mtu akisonga damu yake mwenyewe. 277 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,520 Lakini niangalie ninapochukuliwa. 278 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,820 Jambo jema kwamba Evelyn wako ana mikono, huh? 279 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,650 Lazima akupigie makofi kila wakati. 280 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,620 La, yeye hana. Yeye ni gari langu. 281 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,320 Unazungumza na gari lako? 282 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,660 Ni ajabu jamani. 283 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:43,600 Ah, mwah! Hapo ulipo. 284 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,900 Kwa hivyo, ikiwa Evelyn sio msichana, yeye ni nani? 285 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,540 Nilimshika mdudu huyu akitambaa kwenye matundu yangu. 286 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,340 Unaona, ningemtia njaa. 287 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,710 Kutazama maisha polepole kutoka kwa macho yao. 288 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,080 Aina ya mchakato wangu wa kisanii. 289 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,390 Unajua, mtu wa mwisho alidumu karibu wiki nne. 290 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,790 Habari, Wilbur! 291 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,320 Nadhani atakukimbia ili upate pesa. 292 00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,890 Yeye si. 293 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,200 Bubby-mtoto, bubby-mtoto. 294 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,600 Halo, ulijaribu kuniua kila nafasi unayopata. 295 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,970 Kwa nini nikuonee huruma? 296 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,010 Goddamn it! 297 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,110 Halo, jamani, kwa nini usimtoe nje? 298 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,380 Na kwa nini ningefanya hivyo? Hapana, hapana, hapana, sikiliza. 299 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,350 Je, hadhira ya mmoja ina faida gani? 300 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,180 Fikiria juu ya kupiga makofi yote ya nyama 301 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,120 utasikia kwa mikono minne. 302 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,720 Ah, hiyo ni kweli. 303 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,360 Sipati maoni mara nyingi 304 00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:47,260 kutoka kwa idadi ya wanawake 18 hadi 35. 305 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,370 Sawa! 306 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,430 Unamvua samaki na uketi. 307 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:55,970 Usijali, nina meza kwa ajili yako tu. 308 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,610 Na nini kitatokea baada ya show? 309 00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:02,140 Naam, endelea njia yako ya furaha. 310 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,580 Kweli? 311 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:04,910 Kweli, ikiwa mimi ni mwaminifu, 312 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,980 hakuna aliyenusurika katika vitendo vyote vitatu. 313 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,680 Jifunge viuno! 314 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:12,250 Mapazia juu katika dakika kumi! 315 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,030 Usiku wa leo, utakuwa unafurahia tiger nyeupe iliyoandaliwa kwa njia tatu. 316 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,530 Kuna pakiti nzima ya wale punda weupe wa maziwa 317 00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,400 kuzaliana kwenye ghorofa ya nne. 318 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,340 Hata hivyo, kufurahia. 319 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:31,040 Bony titi! 320 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,210 Nirudishie hizo funguo! Jambo, hujambo! 321 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:39,980 Isingekuwa mimi, ungekuwa maiti yenye njaa sasa hivi. 322 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:52,660 Sikiliza, hakuna hata mmoja wetu aliyeweza kufika mbali sana peke yake. 323 00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:56,830 Kwa hivyo, badala ya sisi kujaribu ku-- shit, nyama hii ni nzuri. 324 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,200 Badala ya sisi kujaribu kurushiana visu mgongoni, 325 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,000 tunapaswa kuweka vichwa vyetu pamoja na kufikiri 326 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,370 jinsi katika kuzimu tunakwenda kufanya hivyo kwa njia ya show. 327 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:07,040 Je, lolote kati ya haya linakufikia? 328 00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,810 Blink mara mbili kwa ndiyo. 329 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,390 Safi, tumechoka. 330 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:29,800 Leo usiku, nitawasilisha igizo la mtu mmoja linaloitwa 331 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:32,800 "Hiyo ni Burudani ya Chumbani", 332 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,840 kulingana na burudani ya ndani ya chumba cha hoteli. 333 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:44,510 Hujambo, mimi ni Debra kutoka kwa huduma za wageni. 334 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,450 Na karibu Nevada! 335 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:50,550 Ndani ya moyo wa Vegas ni Monte Cristo, 336 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,860 oasis ya kweli kwenye mchanga. 337 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,690 Na usisahau kuhusu promenade yetu. 338 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,500 Inaangazia chapa zote za hivi punde 339 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:05,030 na ni umbali mfupi tu kutoka saluni. 340 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:08,700 Msichana, inaweza kuwa wakati wa kutunza ncha hizo za mgawanyiko! 341 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,110 Na kwa ndege wote wapenzi huko nje, 342 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:21,550 Las Vegas bado ni mji mkuu wa ndoa duniani. 343 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,850 Wakati wa kumbusu! 344 00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:31,730 Na umechagua malipo ya haraka. 345 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:37,160 Tafadhali acha ufunguo wako kwenye kisanduku cha kudondosha kwenye dawati la mbele. 346 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,340 Na asante kwa kukaa nasi. 347 00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:52,450 Kweli, tumefika kwenye QandA 348 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:55,520 ambapo ninauliza maswali au ninapiga A yako. 349 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:57,890 Kwa hiyo, sasa ni wakati wa ukweli. 350 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,460 Unafikiri nini? 351 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,530 Oh, um... 352 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:07,030 Niliipenda. 353 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,630 Mwongo! 354 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:13,340 Ulipenda nini hasa juu yake? 355 00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,470 Lo, utendaji wako! Niliguswa! 356 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:21,080 Je! Ilikuwa ni tour de force! 357 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,780 Nitatembelea panga hili kooni mwako! 358 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,880 Ikiwa hautasema ukweli, 359 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:29,350 basi nitakufanya unyamaze na kumwaga damu. 360 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,420 Ilikuwa ni tafrija ya kustaajabisha. 361 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:33,690 Sasa unaongea? 362 00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:35,260 Umesema nini jamani? 363 00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:36,560 Ilinyonya. 364 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,560 Utendaji wako ulikuwa mwepesi kama maji ya Dick na kusema ukweli chini yako. 365 00:21:41,930 --> 00:21:43,530 Na wewe? 366 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,370 Unakubaliana naye? 367 00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:55,610 Ndiyo. Nakubaliana naye. 368 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,380 Njoo, jamani, ilikuwa ya kuchosha. 369 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,120 Ninaelewa, umekuwa hapa milele, lakini ulifanya mchezo kuhusu hoteli! 370 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,790 Lakini si Mark Twain alisema unapaswa kuandika unachojua? 371 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:09,990 Kweli, Mark Twain ni mjinga. 372 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,060 Lazima utoke ulimwenguni, mwanadamu. 373 00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:12,660 Ndiyo. Angalia, niamini, 374 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,400 hutaki kutumia maisha yako yote peke yako. 375 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,130 Unaishia kuongea na gari. 376 00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:19,030 Ndio, kama mtu huyu. 377 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,440 Unajua nini? Uko sahihi. 378 00:22:20,570 --> 00:22:22,400 Siwezi kusubiri hapa kwa watazamaji wangu. 379 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:26,240 Ninahitaji kutoka huko na kuwawinda hadhira yangu. 380 00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:27,880 Ah, hapana, hapana, hiyo sio nilichomaanisha. 381 00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:29,480 Hapana, ndivyo ulivyomaanisha. 382 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:32,310 Nitatoka huko, na nitakumbatia machafuko. 383 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:35,780 Nani anajua, labda hata nitapenda! 384 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,320 Show inaendelea barabarani! 385 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:51,070 Hiyo ilikuwa nzuri, jamani! 386 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:15,020 Naam, usiku wa kwanza. 387 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,460 Ukosoaji wangu wa kwanza wa uaminifu, 388 00:23:16,590 --> 00:23:18,530 watu wa kwanza niliowaacha wakiwa hai, 389 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:23,570 lakini muhimu zaidi, mashabiki wangu wawili wa kwanza. 390 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:25,030 Nyinyi wawili. 391 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,500 Nimekupata kichwa. 392 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,040 Kuna maandishi ndani yake. 393 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:30,910 "Tutaonana hivi karibuni." 394 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,210 Natumaini si. 395 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,510 Halo, asante kwa kuwa mwaminifu. 396 00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,850 Unajua, lazima nikubali kwamba sikufikiria 397 00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:51,250 tungetoka hapo tukiwa hai. 398 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:52,790 I mean, ingekuwa rahisi sana 399 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,590 kama ulikuwa umepiga bomba badala ya kujaribu tu-- 400 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,820 Lo, njoo! Hujajifunza chochote? 401 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,700 Tatizo lako ni nini hata hivyo? 402 00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:03,000 Ninajaribu kutafuta mtu. 403 00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:04,570 Kweli, ninajaribu kufika mahali, 404 00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:05,600 na nilipoteza kuzimu muda mwingi 405 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:06,800 kuangalia mchezo huo mbaya wa mungu. 406 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,740 Ukiweka bunduki chini, nitakuacha 407 00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:13,580 karibu niwezavyo kwa unakokwenda. Dili? 408 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:15,640 Sawa. Lakini ninashika bunduki. 409 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,680 Hapana, njoo, huyo ni mpya. Vema, sawa, ichukue. 410 00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:25,020 Jina lako ni nani hata hivyo? 411 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,890 Sawa, nitaanza. Habari, mimi ni John. Wewe ni... 412 00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:33,030 Bridget? 413 00:25:34,230 --> 00:25:35,660 Yolanda? Jennifer? 414 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,970 Sawa. Kwa hivyo, kwa kuwa unapenda kukaa kimya, 415 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,040 hiyo ndio nitakuita: Kimya. 416 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:43,470 Je, hiyo ni sawa, Kimya? Ndiyo. 417 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,670 Kwa hivyo, hautaniambia jina lako? 418 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:47,070 Hapana. 419 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,840 Sawa. 420 00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:51,880 Hurahisisha ninapodondosha punda wako 421 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,720 katikati ya mahali, Kimya. 422 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:01,960 Gunia, habari mpya. 423 00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:04,090 Nina moja kwa moja. 424 00:26:04,990 --> 00:26:06,630 Nitasimamisha gari 425 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:08,700 na kudai kuona leseni yao ya barabarani. 426 00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,730 Ikiwa hawana, hawapiti. 427 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,070 Je! 428 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,140 Samahani, swali moja tu. 429 00:26:18,270 --> 00:26:20,640 Tunawaleta wapi? 430 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,950 Lo, na kwa nini tunawazuia? 431 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:26,950 Na leseni ya wazi ya barabara ni nini? 432 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,350 Je, ni kawaida kwa-- ingia tu. 433 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,650 Tunajifunza kazini. Ninaheshimu hilo. 434 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,390 Sijawahi kuona kituo cha ukaguzi 435 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,460 hiyo haikuwa nje ya suluhu. 436 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:36,890 Na hawa jamaa hawapo kwenye ramani. 437 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:39,660 Kwa hiyo, ucheleweshaji zaidi. 438 00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:41,200 Acha nizungumze yote. 439 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:43,130 Ninashughulika na watu hawa kila wakati. Ninazungumza lugha yao. 440 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,370 Habari, ORL, tafadhali. 441 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:50,070 Uliniuliza tu kwa mdomo? 442 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,240 La, bwana. ORL. 443 00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:55,410 Fungua leseni ya barabara. 444 00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:57,680 Hiyo ni kifupi cha kutisha. 445 00:26:58,110 --> 00:26:59,850 Halo, angalia, mimi ni muuza maziwa tu. 446 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:02,980 Napita tu jamani. Njoo. 447 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,490 Na nyinyi mnaonekana mzuri, kwa njia. 448 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:06,050 Napenda mashati yako, mtu. 449 00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:07,790 Je, wewe ni kama klabu au timu au kitu gani? 450 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,220 Sisi ni maafisa. Wa sheria. 451 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,330 Ah, Rafiki Mweusi mwenye hasira. 452 00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:13,900 Sawa. 453 00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:24,510 Hujambo, wapi-- Rudi kwenye gari! 454 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:26,240 Msikilize rafiki yako! 455 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:27,510 Kula punda wangu, mama mjanja!